Who Doesn't Complain...

I can't even tell you, nonexistent reader, how much I hate people who complain. And it's not the complaining that gets me. As I have said, I am a great actress and I can pretend to care every single time with ease. What bothers me is what they complain about. Like their lives are so horrible. Oh yeah, well, I don't want to hear it. There are so so so so so many more people out there in the world with actually issues to complain about. And things to be sad and distressed about. The things you complain about are nothing in comparison to this. And I'll give you a nice example to explain better:

My friend will always email me about her boyfriend and how things are at a "low point" in their relationship right now. She will always complain about this girl who talk to him, and that he talks back. Gasp, how dare a boy with a girlfriend talk to other girls. No offense, but I don't want to hear it. Actually, take offense. You have absolutely no right to be complaining about this to me. You have a boyfriend you are madly in love with, a family who spoils you, you are young and beautiful, and you have a perfect life. How dare you think that you have such a hard time because your boyfriend talks to another girl. Really?! There is so much more to worry about in the world and you chose THAT?

And I urge her all the time to break up with him in efforts to stop this complaining, but she never will. Of course not. She has a perfect life. Why break up with your perfect boyfriend? No need.

So I urge all of you nonexistent readers to consider this: you have a computer and internet access to get to this blog and you are complaining about your life?

You don't deserve to complain. Instead of complaining, help. Help those who have a right to complain because they need support much more than you do. Trust me.